Here’s a pretty good primer on how to gruntle them.

Today, of course, is International Talk Like A Pirate Day. So here’s George Harrison.

… and something else have in common? That’s a *ahem* common theme in social media blog posts, similar to “Why is social media like…” (which I explored back in July). So in case you were wondering, social media has a lot in common with:

alcohol
Billy Joel and C-level execs
cake
dating
dieting
donuts
Easter
Elmo and canned ham
Hunger Games
Venn diagrams
zombies

It’s right here, according to the Web Marketing Association.

Everything PR reports on holosonic marketing — which sounds very Minority Report, but nevertheless sounds pretty cool … until, I suppose, we’re walking down a busy street and new audio commercials are assaulting our ears with every new storefront we pass. One more reason to have an iPod, I suppose.